A little humour - June 2008
1. Plane Crash
A boy scout, the smartest man in the world, the President of the
United States and the Pope were on a flight when the pilot
announced that the plane was going to crash, "... and there are
only four parachutes. I am taking one now. Good luck!" and out he
jumped.
The smartest man in the world said "I'm the smartest man in the
world, people need me" so he grabbed a parachute and out he
jumped.
The President of the United States said "I'm the President of the
United States, my country is depending on me" so he took a
parachute and out he jumped.
The Pope looked at the boy scout and said "Son, I've lived a long
time, I know that I will be with God, you take the last
parachute".
The boy scout replied "It's OK, we can both jump! The smartest man
in the world took my backpack".
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