A little humour - April 2005
These 4 gents go out to play golf one sunny morning. One is detained in the
clubhouse, and the other three are discussing their children while walking to
the first tee.
"My son Kent," says one, "has made quite a name for himself
in the home-building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own
design and construction firm. He's so successful in fact, that in the last year
he has been able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift."
The second man, not to be out done (Spanglish - "not to be considered
less"), tells how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns
a multi-marque dealership. "Norm's so successful, in fact, in the last
six months he gave his friend two brand new cars as a gift."
The third man's son, Greg, has worked his way up through a stock brokerage,
and in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large portfolio of shares
as a gift.
As the fourth man arrives at the tee, another tells him that they have been
discussing their progeny and asks what line of business his son is in.
"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased with how my son has turned out,"
he replies. "For 15 years, Chico's been a hairdresser, and I've just recently
discovered he's gay. However, on the bright side, he must be good at what he
does because his last three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two
cars, and a big pile of share certificates."
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