A little English humour - April 2004
There was this businessman who had to meet an important client at the airport. While at the airport bar waiting for his potential client, he sees Bill Gates sitting by himself in the corner. With nothing to lose, he walks over and introduces himself to Bill:
"Hello Mr. Gates, I am a big fan and was wondering if you
could do me a favor?"
"That depends" replies Bill.
"You see in a few minutes a possible client is going to meet me here, and if I get their business it will change my life. Could you just please walk by and say hello to me as if we were long lost friends? My name is Chuck."
"OK. That's fine." Bill agrees.
Twenty minutes later Chuck is in the middle of his meeting and Bill walks up. "Hello Chuck, It's been a long time! How have you been?"
Chuck looks at Bill and says with conviction "Oh get lost, Bill. Can't you see that I'm in a meeting right now!"
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