A little English humour - September 2002
A woman was out walking one day when she found a frog that was caught in a crystal jar. The frog said to her, "If you free me, I will give you 3 wishes." The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thanks, but I forgot to mention that there is a condition to your wishes: whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more!"
The woman said, "That's OK," and for her first wish, she asked to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog told her, "You realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world and many women will fall in love with him." The woman replied, "That's OK because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me." So, KAZAM - he made her the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That'll make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That's OK because what is mine is his and what is his is mine." So, KAZAM - he made her the richest woman in the world!
The frog then asked about her third wish, and she answered, I'd like a small heart attack". Moral of the story: Women are always one step ahead. Never forget that!
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